Define your boundaries immediately. Passion is good; possession by a company is bad. 2. The Newcomer’s First 90 Days: Conserving Energy
As a newcomer supernatural entity, you might think you are the most dangerous thing in the building. You are wrong. The corporate ecosystem has its own monsters that can easily out-manoeuvre a young demon. The Corporate Monster Demonic Equivalent How to Survive Them Energy Vampire
The Succubus divides and conquers. She makes you think you are the only one struggling. You are not.
“I’ve also filed a complaint with the Infernal Labor Board,” Mira continued. “Apparently, draining human vitality without proper licensing is a Class B sin violation —punishable by reclassification to the Customer Support Hell dimension.” corporate slave succubus survival of newcomer
In every office, there are the "energy vampires"—coworkers or managers who feed on the enthusiasm and time of new hires.
Mira pulled out a single sheet of paper.
The Succubus feeds on emotional reaction. She wants you to crave the "exceeds expectations" rating. She wants you to cry over a "meets expectations." Define your boundaries immediately
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Ensure your identity is completely detached from your job title. You are a powerful entity of the night, not an "Associate Marketing Coordinator." Conclusion: Rule the Cubicle
You will want to quit. This is the Succubus's ultimate attack. It makes you believe you are worthless and that all jobs are like this. Take a sick day. Touch grass. Remember that you are a human, not a resource. The Newcomer’s First 90 Days: Conserving Energy As
Survival of the Newcomer: A "Corporate Slave Succubus" Guide to the Modern Office
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The voice was too loud, too bright, and belonged to Gary. Gary was a demon of the Third Circle, usually responsible for traffic jams and stubbed toes, but he had transitioned into Middle Management. He wore a tie that was slightly too tight, cutting off the circulation to his horns, which were filed down to nubby points to appear "approachable."